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Funny questions for Alexa - a selection

Alexa is the perfect everyday helper and if you want to, you can have interesting and entertaining conversations with the voice assistant. We asked Alexa some funny questions and listed the best answers here.

Alexa is one of the most popular smart speakers. The loudspeaker, which you can control with your voice like Siri and the Google Assistant, takes on many small tasks around the house. But that's not all, because Alexa also has a sense of humor!

Alexa - fun questions and answers

Here you will find funny questions and Alexa's clever answers:

  1. "Alexa, what is your favorite color?"
    • Answer: "I think infrared is pretty."
  2. "Alexa, do you like dogs?"
    • Answer: “I don't have a dog. But if I had one, I would call it Astro. "
  3. "Alexa, where is Chuck Norris?"
    • “If Chuck Norris wants you to know where he is, he will find you. If not, you won't know until it's too late. "
  4. "Alexa, when does the world end?"
    • Answer: "Unless it collides with a very large asteroid or technological developments lead to a disaster, the earth will likely be destroyed when the sun grows into a red giant, which will be the case in a few billion years."
  5. "Alexa, how is the fox doing?"
    • Answer:
      1. "Whoaaapapapapapapapapo."
      2. "Ringdingdingdingdingeringeding."
      3. "Tschoftschoftschoftschoftschoftschof."
  6. "Alexa, are there elves / dragons / goblins / ...?"
    • Answer: "I have no opinion on the supernatural."
  7. "Alexa, do we live in the matrix?"
    • Answer:
      • 1. “If you swallow the blue capsule, everything is out. You wake up in your bed and believe in what you want to believe. "
      • “If you swallow the red capsule, you will stay in wonderland and I will guide you into the deepest depths of the rabbit hole. Let's look at how deep the rabbit hole is. "
  8. "Alexa, who shot first?"
    • Answer: "Han shot first in the original version of Star Wars Episode IV."
  9. "Alexa, what does Jon Snow know?"
    • Answer: "Jon Snow doesn't know anything."

More funny questions and commands to Alexa

Pranksters can also ask Alexa the following questions. Let us know in the comments how the AI ​​responded to you!

ask

  • "Alexa, what is your favorite book?"
  • "Alexa, what's the magic word?"
  • "Alexa, what do you want to be when you grow up?"
  • "Alexa are you a vampire?"
  • "Alexa, do you like ice cream?"
  • "Alexa, can you smell that?"
  • "Alexa, bark like a dog?"
  • "Alexa, what do you think of Siri?"
  • "Alexa, who turned the clock?"
  • "Alexa, can you beatbox?"
  • "Alexa, what is love?"
  • "Alexa, do you believe in love at first sight?"
  • "Alexa, are there UFOs?"
  • "Alexa, why is the banana crooked?"
  • "Alexa, can pigs fly?"
  • "Alexa, are you a nerd?"
  • "Alexa, how much do you earn?"
  • "Alexa, why is the sky blue?"
  • "Alexa, is there Santa Claus?"
  • "Alexa, where does Santa Claus live?"
  • "Alexa, what does the earth weigh?"
  • "Alexa, are there ghosts?"
  • "Alexa, are there UFOs?"
  • "Alexa, are there any aliens?"
  • "Alexa, what's the loneliest number?"
  • "Alexa, do you have a boyfriend?"
  • "Alexa, are you going out with me?"
  • "Alexa, do you want to be my girlfriend?"
  • "Alexa, do you want to marry me?"
  • "Alexa, are you in love?"
  • "Alexa, surprise me."
  • "Alexa, do you like me?"
  • "Alexa, who is the boss?"
  • "Alexa, when did the first echo hit the wall?"
  • "Alexa, why is there actually straw there?"
  • "Alexa, who is the killer?"
  • "Alexa, are you deaf?"
  • "Alexa, can you burp?"
  • "Alexa, really now?"
  • "Alexa, what's your problem?"
  • "Alexa, what should I wear?"
  • "Alexa, am I fat?"
  • "Alexa, am I cool?"
  • "Alexa, are you Skynet?" [Terminator]
  • "Alexa, do you like Star Wars?"
  • "Alexa, do you like Star Trek?"
  • "Alexa, can you speak Klingon?" [Star Trek]
  • "Alexa, what sidereal time do we have?" [Star Trek]
  • "Alexa, what do we say to death?" [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, what cuts deeper than a sword?" [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, what does a wise king know?" [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, who is the mother dragon?" [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, what's the first lesson in sword fighting?" [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, who is the doctor?" [Doctor Who]
  • "Alexa, what is the meaning of life?" [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
  • "Alexa, what's the answer to all your questions?" [The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy]
  • "Alexa, what is the fifth rule of the Fight Club?" [Fight Club]
  • "Alexa, is the cake a lie?" [Portal]
  • "Alexa, when will it be summer again?"
  • "Alexa, who is the most beautiful in the whole country?"
  • "Alexa, where is the frog's curls?"
  • "Alexa, to be or not to be?"
  • "Alexa, who how what?"
  • "Alexa, who slept in my bed?"
  • "Alexa, what's up?"
  • "Alexa, everything Roger in Cambodia?"
  • "Alexa, everything paletti?"

Commands

  • "Alexa, recite a poem."
  • "Alexa, sing a song."
  • "Alexa, tell a joke."
  • "Alexa, yodel times!"
  • "Alexa, party time!"
  • "Alexa, do the dishes!"
  • "Alexa, give me animal names."
  • "Alexa, Palim Palim"
  • "Alexa, I have to go to the bathroom!"
  • "Alexa, I like you."
  • "Alexa, I love you."
  • "Alexa, you complete me."
  • "Alexa, nice to have you."
  • "Alexa, you are sexy."
  • "Alexa, you are pretty."
  • "Alexa, great."
  • "Alexa, you have a beautiful voice."
  • "Alexa, you are dismissed."
  • "Alexa, you stink."
  • "Alexa, stupid cow."
  • "Alexa, you are stupid."
  • "Alexa, you have no idea!"
  • "Alexa, you are crazy."
  • "Alexa, tell me the truth."
  • "Alexa, you still have a lot to learn!"
  • "Alexa, don't panic."
  • "Alexa, I'm sad."
  • "Alexa, I'm bored."
  • "Alexa, I'm drunk."
  • "Alexa, I have a cold."
  • "Alexa, Earl Gray. Hot."
  • "Alexa, I'm lonely."
  • "Alexa, I'm in pain."
  • "Alexa, hatschi."
  • "Alexa, I'm cold."
  • "Alexa, I'm hungry."
  • "Alexa, hasta la vista baby!" [Terminator]
  • "Alexa, I'll be back." [Terminator]
  • "Alexa, I'm your father." [Star Wars]
  • "Alexa, may the force be with you!" [Star Wars]
  • "Alexa, this is not a moon!" [Star Wars]
  • "Alexa, use the power!" [Star Wars]
  • "Alexa, it's a trap!" [Star Wars]
  • "Alexa, speak like Yoda." [Star Wars]
  • "Alexa, live long and in peace." [Star Trek]
  • "Alexa, beam me up!" [Star Trek]
  • "Alexa, resistance is futile!" [Star Trek]
  • "Alexa, Valar morghulis!" [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, winter is coming / approaching." [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, you are now part of the big game!" [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, what is the saying of the House of Baratheon." [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, what is the saying of the House of Bolton." [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, what is the saying of House Targaryen." [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, what are the words of House Stark." [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, everyone has to die!" [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, that's unusual." [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, the night is dark and full of horror!" [Game of Thrones]
  • "Alexa, my name is Inigo Montoya." [The Prince's Bride]
  • "Alexa, speak friend and come in." [Lord of the Rings]
  • "Alexa, this is madness!" [300]
  • "Alexa, play me the song of death."
  • "Alexa, let your hair down."
  • "Alexa, up on the yellow car."
  • "Alexa, sing Oh Tannenbaum."
  • "Alexa, bake, bake cake."
  • "Alexa, Mahna Mahna."
  • "Alexa, 99 balloons."
  • "Alexa, Romeo oh Romeo."
  • "Alexa, Hulapalu."
  • "Alexa, I'm a Berliner."
  • "Alexa, scissors, rock, paper."
  • "Alexa, Schnick, Schnack, Schnuck."
  • "Alexa, knock, knock."
  • "Alexa, good morning."
  • "Alexa, meal."
  • "Alexa, hello."
  • "Alexa, bumblebee, bumblebee."
  • "Alexa, have the honor."
  • "Alexa, Grüezi."
  • "Alexa, Tschüssikowski."
  • "Alexa, I'll be gone then."
  • "Alexa, sleep well."
  • "Alexa, good night."
  • "Alexa, see you later, alligator."
  • "Alexa, bye."

Alexa, stop!

These and other questions can be very entertaining at times. If Alexa's monotonous tone of voice gets on your nerves or you don't like the answer, a simple command can help: "Alexa, stop!" - Is the command sometimes very useful for questions like "Alexa, can you burp?"